pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...