I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"