the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
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We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
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its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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