Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.