She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
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I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.