I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
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I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins