Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
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Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?