Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
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Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.