When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?