I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
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he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.