He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?