Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
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I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified