he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me