Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.