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I would do horrible things to your vagina.

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Prove it.

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(617): I would do horrible things to your vagina. (978): Prove it. http://tfl.nu/qld3

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i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.

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i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.

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(617): i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend. (508): i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me. http://tfl.nu/ho6s

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just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole

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(617): just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole http://tfl.nu/otvq

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I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.

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(617): I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again. http://tfl.nu/qw6q

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shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick

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(617): shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick http://tfl.nu/i68n

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Houston, we have a problem

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where are u?

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Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.

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(617): Houston, we have a problem (781): where are u? (617): Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here. http://tfl.nu/zyw6

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found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.

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(617): found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked. http://tfl.nu/pme2

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Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads

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(617): Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads http://tfl.nu/gove

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So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.

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(617): So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys. http://tfl.nu/6qzw

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were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground

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(617): were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground http://tfl.nu/2c7r

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there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store

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(617): there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store http://tfl.nu/cjt7

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I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it

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We call that spaghetti Os

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(207): I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it (617): We call that spaghetti Os http://tfl.nu/dgrn

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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day

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(617): started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day http://tfl.nu/20xi

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She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.

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(617): She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl. http://tfl.nu/oaik

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he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.

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(617): he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home. http://tfl.nu/gpi6

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