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I would do horrible things to your vagina.

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Prove it.

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(617): I would do horrible things to your vagina. (978): Prove it. http://tfl.nu/qld3

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i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.

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i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.

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(617): i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend. (508): i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me. http://tfl.nu/ho6s

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shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick

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(617): shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick http://tfl.nu/i68n

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found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.

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(617): found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked. http://tfl.nu/pme2

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Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads

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(617): Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads http://tfl.nu/gove

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So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.

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(617): So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys. http://tfl.nu/6qzw

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were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground

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(617): were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground http://tfl.nu/2c7r

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there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store

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(617): there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store http://tfl.nu/cjt7

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I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it

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We call that spaghetti Os

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(207): I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it (617): We call that spaghetti Os http://tfl.nu/dgrn

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he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.

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(617): he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home. http://tfl.nu/gpi6

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My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?

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(617): My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned? http://tfl.nu/bm6r

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i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.

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(617): i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it. http://tfl.nu/hw4z

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quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate

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(617): quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate http://tfl.nu/fqo5

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Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....

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I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11

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(207): Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night..... (617): I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11 http://tfl.nu/wa6u

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just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.

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(617): just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil. http://tfl.nu/drc4

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