i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick