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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?

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• (646): View more from New York

  ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!

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  (646): View more from New York

  Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS

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• (585): View more from New York

  In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?

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• (954): View more from Florida

  He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals

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