look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
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i want to fuck
it's pretty self explanatory
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him