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(443): View more from Maryland

So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka

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(775): View more from Nevada

Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.

(504): View more from Louisiana

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(347): View more from New York

Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.

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