you didnt know i had herpes?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
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what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.