First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
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Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad