You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward