well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
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My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.