he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.