Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"