just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.