i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
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I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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