This beer is not sobering me up at all
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
The 21 Worst Ways People Have Been Dumped
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
19 People Confess The Worst Things They Have Been Accused Of
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.