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(510): View more from California

Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay

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(626): View more from California

HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?

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(703): View more from Virginia

i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"

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(252): View more from North Carolina

I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.

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(425): View more from Washington

Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

i came on her dog

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(518): View more from New York

you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"

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(641): View more from Iowa

FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER

(1-641): View more from Iowa

STOP listening to that song

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