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Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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