its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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