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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.

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(209): View more from California

Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?

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(607): View more from New York

Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.

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(256): View more from Alabama

i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.

(1-256): View more from Alabama

dude how high are you right now?

(256): View more from Alabama

do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.

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