We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
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Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
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