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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

dibs on John Mayer's hood pass

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose

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(703): View more from Virginia

You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?

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(773): View more from Illinois

Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.

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You spelled "worthless" wrong.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.

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(971): View more from Oregon

this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word

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(404): View more from Georgia

standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.

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