hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...