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(432): View more from Texas

Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?

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(631): View more from New York

I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck

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(636): View more from Missouri

it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.

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(816): View more from Missouri

He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila

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(330): View more from Ohio

It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.

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(530): View more from California

That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

How was your weekend?

(508): View more from Massachusetts

The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.

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