Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.