Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
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i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"