If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.