I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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