As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You just made me feel so damn special
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
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We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.