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dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
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