Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.