HIV tests are more positive than that guy
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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