It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
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I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.