Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk