question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
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She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
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dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.