On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Semen is not good for contacts.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
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Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.