You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.