I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I'm gonna have a badass scar
Will you blow on my dice?
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?