I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I got chris browned last night
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Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
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I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
You're a womanizer and a bitch.