I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
we have pet lesbian snakes
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you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
We're like a lot better than the average bears
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
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sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I wish I could teleport
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d