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He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.

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(617): He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all. http://tfl.nu/5q9i

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she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...

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(617): she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her... http://tfl.nu/azzw

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i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.

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(617): i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night. http://tfl.nu/15vj

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I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall

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(617): I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall http://tfl.nu/nke4

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i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."

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(617): i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex." http://tfl.nu/vl6s

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were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them

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(617): were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them http://tfl.nu/uwjn

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you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up

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(617): you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up http://tfl.nu/71wz

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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.

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(617): Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way. http://tfl.nu/5f04

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Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.

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(617): Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever. http://tfl.nu/bxqj

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some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back

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(617): some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back http://tfl.nu/e5xr

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I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.

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Barney's a jerk

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(781): I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments. (617): Barney's a jerk http://tfl.nu/dlz7

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He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt

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(617): He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt http://tfl.nu/0t60

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the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night

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(617): the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night http://tfl.nu/rgw3

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Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.

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(617): Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns. http://tfl.nu/g37i

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my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off

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(617): my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off http://tfl.nu/ogtq

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