I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?