I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
39 Memes Anyone Who Cries When They See Their Bank Account Will Relate To
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?