i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.