Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
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you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this