i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.