and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
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