I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
